From the vast wisdom of Larry the
cable guy . . .
1. A day without
sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different
fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs
last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without
enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second
mouse
gets the cheese in the trap.
9. A clear conscience is usually
the sign of a bad memory.
10. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?
Raise my hand.
11. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the
wrong lane.
12. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
13.
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you
hear them speak.
HT: www.preachingnow.com
