10. The choir voted to move weekly practice to 3:30 a.m. Wednesday. It’s OK if you don’t like to get up that early.
9. When we ordered the sheet music for our upcoming special they left out the page with your part.
8. All the chairs in the Choir rehearsal room are full.
7. We’re short an usher today; could you help?
6. We need strong singers like you in the congregation to help them sing the hymns.
5. Did you know singing can aggravate sinus problems?
4. We still need good people for the handbell choir.
3. It’s a shame composers don’t write more songs in your style.
2. You have a unique range — you hit both notes well.
1. Did you know there is a new Bible study starting the same night as choirpractice? I think you’d get a lot from it.
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